JLo Needs To Chill!!!

February 13, 2008 / Posted by:

TMZ reports that North Shore Medical Center in Long Island have been practicing “pink drills” for JLo’s twins in case of a possible kidnapping. Code Pink is when a hospital goes on lockdown to prevent a kidnapping. The hospital recently had a drill, but told TMZ it was just coincidence.

She’s been watching way too many novelas. She needs to change the channel and watch court shows instead. Much more entertaining. At first I didn’t believe it, but then we’re talking about JLo. I could see this chick asking everyone in the delivery room to wear white, because it soothes her.

She should have built her own hospital on her own property. I’m actually surprised she didn’t. She could have called it Saint JLo’s of the Derriere.

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