Money in the bank! It looks like People Magazine got Xtina and Max for their latest cover. Newborns usually look like prunes, but Max is actually pretty darling. I expected him to look like a little bat boy. It’s also nice to Xtina without the whore red lipstick. It probably didn’t say “mother of the year.” What the hell is that giant moon in the nursery? That would scare the shit out of me and I’m not even a baby. It sort of looks like Xtina’s husband.