Angela Bismarchi Is At It Again

February 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Angela Bismarchi is the crazy bitch from Brazil who is trying to break the Guinness World Record for the most plastic surgeries. She also made her eyes look Japanese for Carnival (above). Angela had temporary threads put into her eyes and lifting them. After Carnival she liked the look so much that she had it done permanently. This time they pulled the muscle. They probably did it without putting her under since bitch has lost all feeling in her face.

Angela isn’t stopping there. She’s planning another surgery. This will be her 43rd. You see Angela is getting married soon to some plastic surgeon. Sidenote: Her last husband was a plastic surgeon, but he was murdered by thieves. Some people think she had something to do with it. ESCANDALO! Anyway, Angela is going under the knife for her new husband. She wants him to know what it’s like being with a virgin, so she’s going to have her cherry put back in. She thinks it’s really romantic. She said it will probably hurt for her, but it’s worth it. While they are putting her cherry back in, can they also put in a bundle of bananas where her brains used to be? Methinks that will help her situation.

Angela is soooooo close to beating Cindy Jackson for the plastic surgery record. Cindy has had 47 procedures.

I think Angela should just save herself the pain, hop in a car and head to Madam Tussauds. They can dip her in wax and all her dreams will come true. I think her new husband would love it to. I’m sure it’s much more comfortable screwing a wax figure than screwing her.

That being said, she’s the hottest bitch alive.

Below is a video of Angela and her surgeon talking about the eye surgery she had a couple of weeks ago.


Thanks Gabi

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