Wino’s New Blake

February 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino has a new Blake in her life. Wino’s pal, Kelly Osbourne, introduced her to American photographer Blake Wood. Blake II doesn’t drink, doesn’t drug and is a vegetarian. He’s nothing like Blaaaake. The two have been spending a lot of time together while her other Blaaaaake is incarcerated.

A source told The Sun, “They’re staying in the hotel together and they might all move into Osbourne’s place when Amy finishes her recovery. He has met Amy’s family and they all really like him.

By the looks of Blake II, they can also share hair products. If Blake II wants to stay drug-free he better keep his lips off of Wino. Kissing her is like the equivalent of smoking crack.

I can’t wait till Blaaake finds out. He should just do himself a favor and stay in the slammer. If he ever gets out, he’s going to kill that Blake II character and he’ll only end up back in prison. Just save us all the trouble and stay there. Nobodys fucks with Blaake’s wallet aka Wino.

Image: Pacific Coast News

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