There’s Only One Queen

February 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Aretha Franklin is not happy and a hot dog with extra cheese is not going to put her in a better mood. Ok maybe it will, but it better have extra extra cheese. She’s pissed off, because during the Grammys Beyonce had the audacity to introduce Tina Turner as “the queen.” Aretha is known as the “queen of soul” and thinks only one queen can reign at a time.

Aretha issued this statement to People:

I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyoncé, however I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy. In addition to that, I thank the Grammys and the voting academy for my 20th Grammy and love to Beyoncé anyway.”

Um…Aretha, if you stepped on anyone’s toes they would be dead. They would be dead and you would be in jail for killing them. That’s the truth.

Aretha is CRAZY! A cheap shot? She’s the only one that made an issue out of it. There can be many queens. Beyonce better watch it for real though. I wish Aretha would have slapped her. Hell, Aretha could have slapped from her where she was sitting. She just had to remove one of those titties and swung it around. Beyonce would have been knocked the hell out and Aretha would have been happy.

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