Ring The Alarm

February 12, 2008 / Posted by:

There may be a real Meth Baby Alert!!! Fergie might be knocked up. Page Six reports that Fergie has moved up her wedding date to Josh Duhamel, because there’s an 8-ball in oven.

A source said, “She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious.” The rumor is that she will be married in the next two months.

Can you imagine this ho being knocked up? She has a weak ass bladder as it is! She will be a piss fountain! Splish splash everywhere. I hope Spanx makes diapers, because that’s what this chick is going to need. She will be worse than those “squirter” chicks who have super soakers in their coochies. Oh shit. Let’s not talk about “squirters.” It’s way too early to be discussing extreme female ejaculation.

UPDATE: Fergie’s mommy called into Ryan Seacrest’s show on KIIS-FM and denied Fergie was pregnant or getting married early.

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