Poor Little Rich Boy

February 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Barron Hilton was finally bailed out of jail today at 6pm in Malibu. He was arrested this morning for DUI. His bail was originally set for $5,000, but went up to $5,000 due to the fact that he was driving with a fake drivers license. Those Hiltons are so smart. How fucking stupid can you be to give a police office a fake license? Fake licenses are for bars not cops!

PageSix.com reports that Kathy and Rick Hilton refused to put up the bail and wanted him to stay in jail, so he could learn a lesson. TMZ reports that Paris Hilton also refused to bail him out, because she thinks he needs to learn. Yeah, she’s the only Hilton that can get away with shit. Apparently, his friends went to a bail bondsman and sprung him free.

The 18-year-old will be in court in April. He was charged with a felony (for the fake license shit).

Teach him a lesson? Fucking please. This is probably what went down. Kathy and Rick told him that they don’t want to look bad in pubic, so they are going to “pretend” they are teaching him a lesson. They promised to buy him a Bentley and throw him a party once he gets out. You know, because the Hiltons are trying to change their shit image. That’s like me trying to grow a vagina. Not going to happen. Trust me, I’ve tried.

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