Lenny! Don’t Die!

February 12, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

43-year-old Lenny Kravitz has been hospitalized in Miami for severe bronchitis. His spokeswhore confirms that he’s been suffering from respiratory infections and flu since last month. Doctors suggested he check into the hospital, because he was extremely tired and suffering from dehydration.

He was supposed to travel to Europe to promote his album, but that’s been put off.

Hmm…I wonder if this has anything to do with Lenny claiming he’s celibate. You see. Not doing sexy times is bad for your health. Lenny just needs to pop a few and all will be alright. Sometimes getting yours is the best medicine. Lenny shouldn’t deprive his body. He was built for sex.

Honestly though, there’s some nasty ass flu going around everywhere. This is why we should all wear masks when we go out. Better yet, we should walk around in mini oxygen tanks. It’s going to happen someday.

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