I Miss The Old Jordan

February 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Slowly and slowly the old Jordan is melting away and being replaced by this Katie Price character. I miss the blonde hair, the huge boobs and the tacky (okay, tackier) clothes. Jordan’s even going to cut down her boobs even more. Soon, she’s going to be flat chested! Ok, not flat chested, but pretty much. At least she’s still letting Harvey pick out her clothes. I take that back, there’s no way Harvey would put her in that mess. Those shoes are straight up from the Chinese Laundry factory outlet.


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