I Like The Dog And That’s About It

ScarJo and Natalie Portman are on the cover of March’s W Magazine promoting their movie “The Other Boleyn Girl.” That movie is basically an excuse for these two to butcher a British accent. They make Britney sound like the Queen of England.

No, it’s not the Halloween issue. These two look like a more expensive version of every goth girl I went to school with. It’s like a Hot Topic ad. Maggie the chihuahua is over it though. She’s like, “Why am I stuck with these posers? Was the Dog Fancy cover already booked?”

Here’s some quotes from the article:

ScarJo on tabloids: “You’re never going to find me at the Ivy. I don’t care how good the Cobb salad is. These tabloid magazines—I think they’re hideous and the downfall of society.”

I think your acting is the downfall of society, ScarJo. We’re even.

ScarJo on monogamy: “I’ve been battered for saying that I don’t believe humans are monogamous by nature. The response was, like, ‘What a ho-bag!’ I didn’t mean that I don’t practice monogamy in my own life—of course I do! I’m not going to be in some tarty relationship. But I stick by what I said. I remember another time, I said I get tested for AIDS twice a year, and again that got spun as me being promiscuous. But I was single at the time, and I think it’s important to do that!”

What a HOBAG!

Nat on her public persona: “The only thing that’s a little bit annoying, is I feel that I come off kind of boring sometimes.”

Awww, I like Natalie. I know I’m not supposed to, but she’s so damn pretty.

Nat on monogramy: “I’m into monogamy. But I’m not really into marriage right now. I sort of hate the legal aspect of it. What does the state have to do with it? Why are they making rules that say my lover can stay in the United States if they’re foreign or share my health care benefits because I’m straight—but if you’re gay, you can’t have that?”

Whatever you say Natalie. Just stay pretty and isn’t ScarJo such a HOBAG!!?!

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