The low-rent version of Tommy Lee & Pamela Anderson (and that’s really low-rent…that’s like government housing) have called it quits for good. So they say! Travis Barker’s marriage to Shanna Moakler has been finalized. They are legally free to whore it up. Over the weekend Travis told People, “No, I’m no longer with her. We were actually divorced a few days ago. I have a beautiful daughter at home, a beautiful son at home. That’s where my head is at right now. I don’t have time for anything else.”
I’ve heard it all before. They will be married again by September. They want to be Tommy Lee and Pammy so bad. I’m still waiting for that sex tape. Since they are low-rent instead of shooting their sex tape on a boat, they will have to shoot it in a kiddie pool in their side yard.