Shocking! KK Doesn’t Work Out

February 11, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Keira Knightley hates working out and says she gets exercise her own way. KK’s mouth poopie keeps going on. She said, “I really like the idea of yoga but I can’t do it. It just pisses me off. If anybody tells me to relax then I just tend to tense up. That’s why I’m not a yoga girl at all unfortunately. And gym work is just so boring and repetitive. I’m not a gym person at all. The most exercise I get when I’m not working is when I turn up the radio.”

Not a yoga person, not a gym person….perhaps she should try manure shoveling. She’s definitely a shit person and that’s perfect exercise. KK needs to take Jessica Alba for a little three-hour tour and hopefully they will get stranded on some deserted island. That way they can just sit there and complain to each other all day and all night.

Here’s KK at the Bafta Awards. Bitch won’t shut her fucking mouth. It’s open in every picture. It’s probably hungry and trying to tell her something.

Wenn

Tags: Keira Knightley

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