Keith Richards Thinks Wino Needs To Get Her Act Together

February 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Keith Richards has some advice for Amy Winehouse. Keith told reporters at the Berlin Film Festival, “She should get her act together. Apart from that, I have got nothing to say to the bitch.

I think Keith is talking to the sober Wino now that she’s in rehab. When Keith says “get your act together” that means get back on drugs. Doing drugs is the Richards way!

I mean this is coming from a man who said he snorted his daddy’s ashes with cocaine, but later denied it and said he snorted his daddy’s ashes without the cocaine mixed in. It’s like taking parenting advice from Michael Jackson.

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