Jay-Z Will Pay For This

February 11, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

When Rihanna and Jay-Z were announced for winning a Grammy for “Umbrella,” Rihanna grabbed Jay-Z’s hand to lead him to the stage. Jay wasn’t into it and he pulled her hand away. RiRi threw up her hands like “What’s wrong?!” Lovers quarrel in front of Beyonce. Jay was probably feeling Beyonce’s laser stares on him and he knew there would be hell to pay. All the Knowles women would be on his ass like 3 parrots on one cracker. RiRi and Jay-Z also kept their distance while accepting the award.

People are looking into this too much. RiRi’s powerful alien grasp was too much for Jay. She was hurting him. He had Beyonce’s laser beam eyes burning into his head and then he had RiRi’s alien claw breaking his bones. I would have kept my distance too. Shit, I would have run out of there and caught the next flight to Honduras.

Splash

Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Beyonce, Mario Lopez, Rihanna

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