Jack Nicholson claims he has a killer pick-up line that always works. Jack said, “You walk up to someone you like and you’re feeling relaxed, they think, ‘Oh, here comes the shark’ and you say to them, ‘When did you get pregnant?’ You will have somebody off balance after that particular line.”
In Hollywood that little line will backfire, because most of those chicks are knocked up.
All Jack has to say to me is, “Hi, I’m Jack Nicholson. Do you want to fuck in the car or the men’s restroom?” I’d immediately put down my Long Island Iced Tea and head to the john. I think everyone should eff Jack at least once in their life. Yes, the dick probably doesn’t get completely hard, but who cares? He’s Jack Nicholson!