Heather Is Out For Blood (And Lots And Lots Of Money)

February 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are back in court today to fight over Paul’s billion-dollar fortune. This divorce settlement could be the biggest in British legal history. Heather wants 10% of everything. Heather is representing herself in court after she was allegedly dumped by her lawyers for not paying them. That means Heather will cross-examine Paul. That’s right Heather! Get your money. Throw the leg at him.

Heather could get $150 million of Paul’s dough. She can finally get her fake leg covered in diamonds. You know that’s what she wants to do.

Paul is apparently claiming poor after he told Heather he didn’t make that much money from his last world tour. He said he lost $6 million. That’s chump change to him. A source close to Heather told Gatecrasher, “He’s been claiming that during their marriage he made absolutely nothing. But . . . he went all over America. He claimed they lost money, but she was involved in doing the accounts for the tour. Heather claims it made tens of millions of [dollars].

Also, a dude came forward to the News of the World claiming he was boinking Heather while she was dating Sir Paul. He said, “He was an old bloke and I knew what Heather was like. She was only in love with what Paul could do for her. She loved the idea of being Lady McCartney.” I want dirty pictures or I don’t believe it. Heather is a Grade A gold digger and I can’t see her making that mistake.

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