Dirty Swan Can’t Dance

February 10, 2008 / Posted by:

The Alien Princess, RiRi, performed with the fucking Time at the Grammys tonight. The Time! Jungle Love was my shit back in the day. Too bad it sounded like they were playing it on a busted boombox. RiRi then performed a medley and homey can’t dance worth shit. I never noticed it. She looked like a swan that rolled around in the mud. She was still hot, but she isn’t even trying to break a sweat with the dancing part. Swears screws with her hot alien essence.

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