Beyonce Needed To Sit Down

February 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Beyonce and Tina Turner performed at the Grammys and I really wish it was just Tina. It started out kind of strange with Beyonce dancing around a chair and talking about the women of music. The weird part was that she was lip-synching the talking part. It was like watching an animatronic robot. The words didn’t quite match up with her mouth. Then Tina came out and all was alright again. She was like a little hunchback squeezed into some American Apparel bodysuit. She was hot. I mean, she even did “You Better Be Good To Me.” I can hear Tina sing “Hot kisses in the night” over and over again. Beyonce came out to join her for “Proud Mary.” Beyonce really should have stayed in the back with the background dancers and let Tina do her thing. Beyonce tries so fucking hard and Tina doesn’t have to. Tina forever!

Below is Beyonce sort of looking like M.I.A. with her hot ass sister Solange. Poor Solange. When is her time coming? When are Papa Knowles and Beyonce going to let her out of the basement?

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