Some Faces Should Be Illegal

February 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Lil’ Kim will always hold a place in my black heart. Anybody who can come up with the lyrics, “If you aint lickin no butts, we don’t want it, we don’t want it” is fine by me. That being said, she needs plastic surgery rehab. They should gather up all the surgery addicts and put them in a safe place filled with mirrors, so they can take a good look at themselves. Soon she won’t even be able to say those amazing lyrics anymore, because she won’t be able to move her mouth!

Kim came out to celebrate Marc Jacobs’ show last night. Posh was also there and looked like Posh. Kim should have posed with her. Kim’s plastic mask would have made robotic Posh look human.

Wenn, Splash, Wireimage

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