Oh, Yessica! I want to call her Yessica, because she probably fucking hates it. Yessica MiserAlba! Yes, homey is at it again. This comes from Latina Magazine again and this time she said she’s hoping for a brown baby.
“I’m excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please.”
She already said she doesn’t want a cool baby and wants her child to only speak Spanish at first. This poor fetus already has so much pressure. It’s sitting in her womb, freaking out, writing down, “must be brown, must be nerdy, must speak Spanish or Alba will not loves me.”
She also talked about being accepted in Hollywood, because she’s so different. Yeah, she sticks out like a sore thumb. NOT. “I was always trying to figure out ‘How the hell am I going to be mainstream? How are people going to accept me? When are they going to get a clue that I am American, that this is what America looks like – people like me who are mixed, have different blood, mixed with different ethnicities? When are the people who are hiring for these jobs and writing these screenplays going to realize that?’” Bitch, you are mainstream. She’s fucking working constantly. Ugh!!! I want to shake this girl until her brain snaps back into the correct position.
Someone close to her really needs to super glue her mouth shut already. I want to love her so bad, but she’s making it hard. Let me love you Alba. Make it happen.