STFU Jessica Alba!

February 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Jessica Alba told Latina Magazine that she plans to only speak Spanish to her baby, but the problem is….she doesn’t speak Spanish herself. Can someone check this ho’s birth certificate, because I really think she was born yesterday.

Jessica said, “I wish to God that my dad spoke Spanish to my brother and me, but he didn’t grow up with it. Hopefully I can pick it up because I want my kids to speak Spanish. I don’t even want them to speak English for maybe the first two to three years, until pre-school. We’re in the United States so they’re going to learn it anyway.”

She said she regretted not learning Spanish when she was a kid, because it made her feel less Latin. “I got shunned (and) it made me feel really bad, like maybe I’m not (a Latina).

This dumb ass ho. She doesn’t speak Spanish, but she wants her baby to only speak it? I hope she doesn’t speak at all around this poor baby. It doesn’t need to learn the language known as MORON.

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