JLo Likes To Plan Ahead

February 8, 2008 / Posted by:

JLo is hoping to have her baby on Valentine’s Day, so she can make the magazine deadlines! Always thinking ahead. MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that JLo already had the February 14th date planned out. A source said, “She didn’t just like it because of the obvious correlation, which is sweet, but she also was happy that it … would easily make the deadline for the weekly magazine covers.

The source went on to say that JLo is hoping to have a photo shoot with her twinsies in one of the three new nurseries. She reportedly paid $120,000 for each nursery. The nurseries are equipped with imported furniture from France and “some of it has 18 karat gold on the legs and knobs. The rooms will even have crystal chandeliers.”

Who needs magazine covers? That is so old-fashioned She should just live stream the entire event. You just know this bitch is going to be in full hair and make-up with good lighting, white candles and her own music playing. She’s just going to lay there checking her Blackberry while they c-section her ass. Then she will get up, wipe her mouth, glance at the babies, smile and demand a steak dinner.

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