Paris Hilton was seen out with Simon Rex last night. They were spotted “canoodling” and making out. You know…gross stuff. Gross stuff coming from them. This is actually good news. Paris used to date Simon back in the day, so it’s nice that she’s keeping her skank contained.
Her hair looks like it was cut with a machete. She looks like a guinea pig. A whorey guinea pig!
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