Threesome

February 7, 2008 / Posted by:

ScarJo, Penny Cruz and Javier Bardem apparently have a threesome scene in Woody Allen’sVicky Cristina Barcelona.” This would be majorly hot if ScarJo was not included. Her big titties will only distract from the heat between Penny and Javier. ScarJo and Penny also have a lesbian scene. I’m sure Penny was loving that. I hope Salma wasn’t too jealous. She wants to be the only pair of enormous chi-chis in Penny’s life. Her breasts don’t like to compete.

A source told Page Six, “It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.” Gasping is a strong word. I don’t think I’ve ever gasped in a movie. Well, there was that one time the popcorn kernel got stuck down my throat….if I ain’t being too subtle.

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