The Grammys Will Have To Go On Without Wino

February 7, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Amy Wino’s Grammy plans have been torn to shreds after she was turned down by the American Embassy in London. Wino was expected to attend and possibly perform this Sunday, but those American skanks have turned her application down. The Sun reports her management have accepted the decision and Wino will work on her recovery.

Her rep said, “Amy Winehouse will not be performing at this year’s Grammy Awards ceremony. Unfortunately, her application for a visa to enter the United States of America has been rejected at this time by the American Embassy in London.”

She may appear live via satellite from London.

The Grammy hos should get the next best thing if they can’t have Wino. Britney! She can twirl that weave up into a hive and she’s even got the British accent down! Nobody will know the difference. Well, except for the singing part….

UPDATE: A source told EW that she will perform via satellite.

Tags: Amy Winehouse

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