Angelina Jolie is not letting a little thing called “knocked up” get in the way of saving the world. Someone’s got to do it. Angie is in Iraq to help the refugees. She should recruit them into her army and finally take over the world once and for all. We’re all powerless against her. Angie spent her time today lunching with the soldiers and meeting with important political types. You know, boring shit. Well, except for lunch with the soldiers. That one is sort of hot.
Angie better protect those chosen ones. If something happens to them, the world will crumble. It will crumble, because all the Brangaloonies in the world would lose their minds and cause a worldwide earthquake.