Perfection

February 7, 2008 / Posted by:

The gorgeous creature known as Salma Hayek made a rare appearance at Madonna’s circle jerk last night. Although her giant pregnant chi-chis have deflated a bit, she is still perfect. I don’t know why I get wet over her. She’s so normal, but there’s mystery there. I just want to hear her whisper, “Escandalo” over and over and over and over again.

That necklace is like a sparkling river cascading between two bodacious mountains. Her sugar daddy isn’t bad either, but that’s only because he’s richer than Hannah Montana.

Wenn,Splashnewsonline.com

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