Keep Bai Away From The Fetus!

February 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Obviously, Melissa Joan Hart has not seen “Dumplings.” It’s this horror movie with Bai Ling where she plays a woman who makes dumplings out of fetuses. The dumplings make you look younger. I know it’s a movie, but still. I shouldn’t say that, Bai is probably extremely gentle with fetuses. She looks like she’s having an intense conversation with Melissa’s unborn baby. Bai swears the baby is talking back to her and promising that when it gets out of there, they will go on a lovely journey on a unicorn past the ice cream kingdom and into the cotton candy desert.

The baby probably just kicked, but Bai’s ear hears differently.

He’s Melissa, Bai and Melissa’s hot fuck husband at his album release party last night.




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