Charlize Theron Is Woman Of The Year

February 7, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Another blonde was honored by Harvard this week. A hotter blonde I should say. Charlize Theron was named “Woman of the Year” by Hasty Pudding Theatricals. She was given a parade and a golden pot trophy! The words “golden pot” probably got her to Cambridge. She had her bong ready.

She said, “I hope you all know I’m a high school dropout. I just thought I’d be clean with you guys. I went to school in Africa but I’m really, really honored to be here.” Charlize has plans for her golden trophy, “I’m going to make a stew, then I’m going to eat it.” She’s going to try and smoke something out of it. That’s what she’s going to do.

Christopher Walken has been named “Man of the Year” and he’ll receive his parade and trophy on February 15th.

Charlize forever! I hope she ran into Paris Hilton and slapped that skank. There’s only room for one Hollywood blonde on campus.

Wenn

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