Who Would Do This To Katherine Heigl?

February 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley woke up from their beauty sleep only to find out they had been robbed! Some hooligans had broken into their SUV and stole the GPS system. Katherine smoked and showed off her wedding ring while the hubby cleaned up the mess. She probably told him how to do it and how he was doing it wrong. I can picture it.

Whoever did this heinous crime must have had a good reason. I mean they didn’t take anything else. They probably only stole the GPS system hoping it would stop Katherine Heigl from leaving her house which would make it that much harder for her to get to interviews and say more annoying things. They were only thinking of us. Don’t look at me! I would have just put “The Club” on her steering wheel and threw the key away.


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