Knocked Up And Partying!

February 6, 2008 / Posted by:

While the cat’s away….

Lynne Spears is currently in Los Angeles dealing with the Brit Brit debacle leaving Jamie Lynn by herself in Kentwood, LA. What does a knocked up teen do while her parents are away? She parties! Jamie Lynn threw a Super Bowl party at her mother’s mansion, Serenity, and invited Casey Aldridge and a bunch of her friends reports Star Magazine.

A source said, “They were all laughing. They looked really happy and excited to be at the house, like they hadn’t seen Jamie Lynn in a while.”

Earlier in the day Casey and Jamie Lynn drove to a Wal-Mart Supercenter 35-miles from Kentwood. One source said they might have been buying booze, because the store near her house doesn’t sell that shit on Sundays. Ugh, I hate dry Sundays!

Don’t jump too conclusions! I’m sure Jamie Lynn was keeping it classy and safe by only drinking Sunny-D spritzers all day and snacking on nachos made with Doritos. Speaking of Doritos nachos. When I went to London a couple of months ago, someone told me they make their nachos with fucking cheese Doritos instead of regular tortilla chips. I didn’t believe them, but they do! It’s strangely delicious, but then you realize what you’re eating and that’s when your butt starts rumbling.

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