Keep The Busch Safe

February 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Meet the latest example on why some humans should be spayed. This is 46-year-old Tina Williams from St. Augustine, FL. Tina was pulled over on Super Bowl Sunday after police witnessed her run a red light and then swerve back and forth between lanes. When the police pulled her over, they found Tina safely buckled in. They also noticed a case of Busch beer sitting in the passenger seat, also safely buckled in. Police then glanced to the backseat where they found 20-year-old Amber Tedrick with her 1-year-old baby. The baby was not in a car seat or buckled in.

Tina told the cops that she didn’t know why the baby wasn’t safely in a car seat or buckled in. Police also found two metal pipes in her purse. She was charged with driving under the influence, child endangerment, driving without a valid license, running a red light and not having a seatbelt or child restraint.

I’m still getting over the fact that this woman is in her 40s! Stupidity is a hell of a drug. They should have thrown Amber in the clink too. Spay them both! Give me the beer though. I’ll keep it safe. Hey, at least the cans won’t explode when you open them.

Thanks Nancy

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