Aging Gracefully

February 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Last night on Nip/Tuck, Joan Van Ark played a rich society type who is addicted to plastic surgery. Yeah, basically she played herself. Anyway, it was all fun and games until she had a sex scene with Julian McMahon. Eeeek! I don’t know how she did it, but she had to make the “o” face while riding him. It probably took every single muscle in her body to move her face. I’m sure her toenails were popping off from all the tension. I don’t know how, but she moved her face. It was like watching an iceberg slowly break off into the ocean.

I love Joan, but she needs to put down the scalpel. Children are crying.

Here’s Joan at the “Movies For Grownup Awards” in Beverly Hills.


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