The Refreshing Taste Of Ciggie Ash Water

Colin Farrell spoke to reporters yesterday in NYC for his new movie “In Bruges.” During the press junket Colin drank water from a glass in front of him. The Huffington Post reports he also used the glass to dump his ciggie ashes in. What a manly man. I doubt it was water, it was probably diesel fuel. Only pussies drink water. Colin lives on the edge. Every time he drops his ashes in there he gets off thinking it might explode, tearing his face off. He should hook up with Joss Stone (see below). Something tells me they would make a brilliant couple.

Colin also bad-mouthed the Nicole Kidman flop “The Golden Compass.” Colin filmed this other movie “Pride & Glory” in 2006 and the reason it hasn’t been released is because the studio put all its money into Compass. Colin said, “It’s just a really really strong piece, but I think New Line lost the bollocks on “The Golden Compass,” you know love, and they literally don’t have enough money to market things.”

Hopefully this baby will keep Nicky out of movies for a while. She’s not only ruining her own career, but she’s fucking with the careers of others.

Back to the ash water. I would rather drink ash water than drink the catch all booze glass. You know…the glass where all the leftover booze goes. I’ve done that a few times and it tastes like the tears of Satan.