Screw Obama, Clinton and whoever else is running. I’m taking a sharpee in and scribbling out everyone’s name and writing a giant “PP” over my ballot. You know she’s the best choice. Her slogan can be “Vote PP Or She’ll Chicken Cutlet You!” Hardy…harr…harr.
Above is a picture of PP at a Playboy party this past weekend. Oh please, let PP be in talks to pose for Playboy. Pleeeeease. This would be the greatest thing to happen to me ever since I discovered how pissing in the sink feels so dirty and right.
And just in case you care, here’s Hilary on Letterman last night (VIA ONTD). I love the red on her, but I was hoping she would participate in stupid dog tricks instead of talking boring politics. It gives me a headache, but I like seeing dogs jump through hoops. Go out and vote (if you haven’t already)