Still Too Big

February 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Jordan told OK! Magazine that she’s not happy with her new breasts. She’s going to make a second trip to Los Angeles to take them down even further. She was hoping her 32Gs would go down to a 32C. They have only made it to 32F.

She said, “When I saw my boobs, I was disappointed because they looked big and I wanted them to be a lot smaller. I’m really disappointed. In fact I’m going back to the States to get them re-done. They hang too low when I’m standing up.”

She also said that she’s still holding on to her old implants, “They’re in our safe. I’m going to sell them for £1million, and give 10 per cent to charity.

10 percent? Why so generous? Here’s a thought. She should take out her implants completely and have them stuffed down her throat. It will solve everyone’s problem. She will have smaller breasts and we won’t have to hear her talk about how big her husband’s dick is anymore.

Source: The Sun – Image: Mr. Paparazzi

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