ABC unveiled the new Bachelor last night during “Dance Wars“, but there’s nothing new about this dude. It’s the same shit, but this one’s got an accent! His name is Matt Grant and he’s British. He’s a 27-year-old global financier. He told OK! that he went on the show, because he’s ready to settle down. He said, “Dad had a stroke at the end of 2006 and that really shook me. I want my kids to know my father, because he was a great father to me and I want him to be a grandfather to them. I wouldn’t mind [having] three or four kids.”
Uh huh…..that’s what they all say. I can already guess how this boring bowl of cous cous is going to play out. Matt will pick two boring ass bimbos. He will propose to one and they will “pretend date” for a couple of months and then he will dump her and that will be that. ABC will pick up the pieces by picking yet another slice of white bread to be the next Bachelor.
Can’t they give us anything else?! Latin, Black, Asian, Tranny…anything! The British accent is not enough. That being said, I’m still going to watch it. Sigh.