I Want To Be Pregnant TOOOOOOO!!!!!!

February 5, 2008 / Posted by:

That old lump of oatmeal, Jennifer Aniston, is reportedly really upset that Angelina Jolie is pregnant again. 38-year-old Aniston desperately wanted to have a baby with Brad Pitt and she’s depressed that Angelina gets to do it over and over and over and over and over and over again! I’m sure I missed a few “overs” in there, but you get it.

A source said, “Jennifer is putting on a brave face, but inside she is really upset. She wasn’t prepared for how she’d feel when she saw the pictures of Angelina and her bump. “It took her by surprise because it was further proof of just how much Brad has moved on with his life compared to her.” That’s not a brave face, that’s usually how her face is. I’m under the impression that she only has one expression.

Jennifer is desperate for kids. She can feel her biological clock ticking and is scared that she has left it too late. She keeps saying that she wishes she’d had kids with Brad and that, if she had, maybe things would have worked out differently?”

Oh the laughs! Honestly, when are the tabloids going to stop PITTing (pun intended) these two women against each other? I can see the headlines in 40 years, “Aniston Upset That She’s Having Hip Replacement Surgery Before Jolie.”

Now if Angie really wanted to make headlines for being a saint among saints, she should give one of her twins to Aniston. It would be her greatest charitable donation to date!


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