Baby Wants Attention

Jamie Lynn is sick of Britney getting all of the attention AGAIN. Either that or she’s stick of Lynne Spears, because The National Enquirer (VIA MSNBC) reports that Jamie Lynn wants to run away from her mother and move to Los Angeles to live with Daddy Spears.

A source said, “She wants to be settled in before the baby is born in March or early April — and she wants to be closer to film projects she’d like to start after giving birth.” Lynne also refuses to let Jamie see her baby daddy, Casey Aldridge. Jamie looooooves that boy and wants to marry him or something, but Lynne isn’t having it.

Lynne is also afraid that if JL moves to Los Angeles, she will suffer the same fate as Brit. “Jamie Lynn knows Britney smoked and drank during her pregnancy — and because Britney’s boys turned out fine, Jamie Lynn thinks her baby will be fine too.”

Brit’s boys turned out fine? Isn’t that up for discussion?

Jamie Lynn is probably sick of sitting on the sofa, snacking on Raisin Bran out of the box and watching her sister get all the attention. She wants to be on the cover of every tabloid weekly too! I’m sure she tried to have a major breakdown in the middle of the Kangaroo Express gas station, but nobody cared.

I think we should put in an emergency vote on the ballots today. Only 1 Spears sister is allowed in 1 state at a time. California has been through enough.