The Other Spears Girl

Gatecrasher interviewed Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn’s pepaw, June Austin Spears, and he had a lot to say. Give him his own show. I love that his name is June Austin.

Pepaw June talked about why we haven’t seen Jamie Lynn out and about. “Lynne keeps Jamie Lynn hidden. [Lynne is] in denial about the pregnancy. She thinks it’s just going to go away, but it’s not. It’s going to get bigger and bigger.” He then goes on to babble out some other Spears girl, “My granddaughter Tara Ann Ballard is getting married in Baton Rouge in June. I might walk her down the aisle.” he said. “There ain’t gonna be no wedding if I’m not there.”

And when asked about the rumors of him shooting at reporters, he sad, “Maybe I have, maybe I haven’t. I don’t have a gun permit. I keep it under the front seat of my truck.”

Does he have teeth? When I read his quotes I pictured his gums flapping, but no teeth in sight. I also pictured him drinking a mug of hot Tang. Ship Brit back to Kentwood and bring Pepaw June to Hollywood.

Lynne is doing the right thing by keeping Jamie Lynn locked up. It’s for her own good. Now if she would only do the same for Brit.

And since we’re on the topic, Daddy Spears will be back in court today fighting to keep his place as the Captain of Brit’s finances. Brit’s law firm, Trope and Trope, will ask the judge to change conservators. Britney asked them to, because she doesn’t get along with her daddy. However, the next night Britney asked her daddy to come visit her. Basically, Brit has no idea what she wants. No word yet on who the law firm will suggest replace Daddy Spears as conservators. I’m guessing it rhymes with HAM and smells like a rat.