Lots Of Trying

February 4, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Holly Madison talked about the rumors that she’s knocked up at Playboy’s Super Bowl party in Arizona on Saturday. Holly told UsWeekly, “There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!” I hope the trying involves Hef dropping it in a cup and Holly doing it with a turkey baster, because “lots of trying” could kill the man. Hef added, “There will certainly be a lot of romantic years ahead, but a wedding we will see.”

Holly then said that she wanted a “baby” for Valentine’s Day. No, what she really wants is to win the lottery and having a Hefner baby will do that for her.

Having sex with pepaws is a tricky and unsexy situation. I just hope Hef takes off his dentures before any sexy times. Dentures stuck in the coochie is not right and should be illegal.

True story here. One time I was doing wet things with someone (under the age of 35) who dropped his fake teeth during. I never laughed so hard before in my life. It killed the mood and ended the moment, but I was happy because I was able to fart and laugh at the same time. I was never able to do that before! What a proud moment.

Tags: Gross, Hot Slut of the Day

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