I Smell Something Fishy And It Isn’t Kim’s Coochie

February 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Brandy’s mommy, Sonya Norwood, has filed a lawsuit against the Kardashians. It all started when Kim Kardashian was Brandy’s stylist in 2004. Sonja gave Kim a credit card to make one purchase. Kim allegedly gave the AMEX number to her brother and her sisters. Sonjya claims they charged $62,793.83 in 2006, and $57,841.82 2007 in 2007 for a total of $120,635.82. The lawsuit claims that charges were even made at “Dash” and “Smooch.” Both of those stores are owned by the Kardashians.

This makes no fucking sense. If I see a charge for even $1 on my credit card that I don’t recognize, I pick up the damn phone and yell at a bitch. How the hell could Sonya keep the same credit number going after those bitches charged $62k on her shit? The best part is that then Kim K goes around and fucks her son too! Kim took her money and fucked her son. That bitch is ruthless.

I wouldn’t mess with the Kardashians. The big one looks mean. She would bop you on the head with her giant fists and then steal your AMEX and use it to buy steak dinners.

Something in the milk ain’t clean! This story just doesn’t make sense. Sonya has some explaining to do.

And who the hell would hire Kim K as their stylist?! A tranny maybe. That was Sonya’s first mistake.

Source: Page Six

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