You know when you’re really, really sick and throwing up everything you’ve eaten in your entire life. You basically have emptied your entire body, but your stomach wants to purge more? Then it does purge and it ends being this weird yellow, milky shit? That’s what Mischa Barton looks like. She is every shade of fug yellow. That girl needs to get in her Datsun or whatever the hell she drives, pick up Lindsay Lohan, head to the salon (not Paves) and immediately demand for their vomit yellow hair color to be removed. QUICK! It’s not doing anything for these girls, but reminding me why I don’t like to throw up.
I will give Mischa props for paying home to Anne of Green Gables by wearing that hat. She must know I have soft spot for Anne. Thank you Mischa, but remove the yellow.
Here’s Mischa going to lunch in Los Angeles with a homo person this afternoon.