Angelina Jolie was honored at the Santa Barbara Film Festival this past weekend and she talked about her career and now she’s a computer moron. She said, “As Brad knows, I don’t really how to turn on a computer.” She’s Angelina Jolie, she just has to snap her fingers and point at the computer. She shouts, “Computer! Bangbus.com! Now!”
Angie also talked about her daddy, Jon Voight, and what it was like working with him on Tomb Raider. They are currently not speaking. She said, “Strangely enough, the scene was about a daughter and her father who had not spent their lives together and had a lot of questions for each other …[It was] kind of therapeutic for us to get some things out and talk. We spent that time as two artists, and it was a special time. It was an important time.” She went on to say, “I still fucking hate him.” No, but she was totally thinking that.
When asked if her humanitarian work was more important than her acting work, she said, “I love being a mom, and I think that’s my big passion: being with my family.”
Strangely enough, nobody asked her if she was knocked up. They were probably told by her publicist whores that if they so much as think of asking that question they will be shot immediately. Snipers standing by.