February 2, 2008 / Posted by:

The popo were called to Britney Spears’ Beverly Hills mansion last night after her parents discovered a bunch of her shit was stolen! A source told UsWeekly that after Jaime Spears won conrol over Brit’s shit in court, he returned to her home with Lynne Spears and found that a bunch of valuable items were stolen. They believe the items were taken after Brit Brit checked into the psych ward on Thursday.

They filed a police report. A police officer confirmed that they went to her house last night, but wouldn’t say what went down.

It’s obviously Sam Lutfi. Right? The suspects are Sam, Adnan, Alli, Chad Hardcastle, British Brit, Carla and London. WAIT! It was London! I told you he would pack his shit and flee Brit’s life. That flea bag. He’s probably putting that crap on eBay right now.

It was totally Sam. I’m guessing he took blackmail items like pictures and videos. Just don’t let it be a sex tape! I’d rather watch that 2 girls, 1 cup nonsense over and over again than watch a Britney sex tape. Actually, a Brit sex tape is probably very much like 2 girls, 1 cup, but she uses a frapp instead of poo.

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