Still Around
This has to be some sort of record. George Clooney is still dating Sarah Larson and now he’s moving her in. The National Enquirer reports 46-year-old Georgie has asked 29-year-old Sarah to move in to his Hollywood Hills home. Bitch hit the jackpot, because Sarah was working as a cocktail waitress in Vegas when she met him. She went to Vegas and won big.
George has also moved Sarah into his Manhattan apartment and given her credit cards. What a lucky cunt. Now all she needs to do is get knocked up! Trust me it’s coming. I can feel it in my loins.
A source said, “Sarah is always with George anyway, so it just makes sense. Plus he likes having her around. She has made him very happy and doesn’t stress him out. She’s easygoing and loving, and that’s what he needs right now.”
That’s right Sarah. Stay calm, don’t complain, don’t ruffle any feathers and keep your eye on the prize. Actually, is Sarah even real? She looks like a wax figure. No wonder they have lasted so long.