Seriously, does TMZ have hidden cameras in the psych ward at UCLA? They reported last night that Brit had a major meltdown after learning her daddy was in charge of her finances and other crap. She reportedly went nuts over the phone. British Brit screamed into the phone, “I’m so sick of all of this they can have the goddamn house and stick it up their fucking asses. Actually, no they can’t.” It’s pretty fucking sick that I actually hear her fake British accent when reading that. It sounds like a warped copy of the “My Fair Lady” soundtrack.
She started screaming about how they can’t go near her house and she was going to court to fight them. She apparently thought she was getting out of the looney bin last night.
Sam Lutfi currently has a restraining order against him and he has to stay away from Brit for 22 days. He may be working with Brit’s law firm, Trope and Trope, and they may challenge Jaime Spears being the conservator of Brit’s shit on Monday’s hearing. Daddy Spears doesn’t like T&T, because of their alliance with Sam.
Britney is probably upset, because there’s no one to bring her In-N-Out anymore. It’s going to be fine. In-N-Out will always be there. Enjoy your time Brit, but don’t eat the BEEF! I cannot stress this enough. There’s something extremely queer about hospital beef.
This all happened yesterday, so I can’t wait what today brings. Sam will probably crash through UCLA in a giant tank and rescue Brit.
Lastly, WHAT ABOUT LONDON? I am really concerned for London right now. Hopefully, during all the commotion he packed up his frilly sweaters and hit the road. He’s probably laying on a Mexican beach right now, writing his bark-all on Britney.
Oh and if anyone knows Tammy Jerome (above), please tell her that hair is doing nothing for her. I would not want to buy a house from a woman with hair like that. Unless she was wearing a disco dress and I doubt Tammy Jerome owns one of those.