February 2, 2008 / Posted by:

The Spice Girls announced that are cutting their world tour short, because of “family commitments” and touring logistics. They have already performed in Europe, UK, Canada and the US. They were supposed to go on until June playing dates in South Africa, Australia, China and Argentina, but will end their shit in Toronto on February 26th instead. Their management denies they are ending due to poor ticket sales.

The Daily Mirror reports that they aren’t ending the tour, because of the reasons they gave. They are ending it, because they hate each other again. Scary and Sporty apparently are completely over it. Scary wants to get back to her family and Sporty is afraid it will jeopardize her solo career.

Menopause is a bitch. Listen, these hos made a commitment and they should see it out. Quitting a commitment is not “girl power.” That is “girl laziness.” Pop the hormones, put on those hideous outfits, show the camel toe and get the hell out and lip-synch like there’s no tomorrow.

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