All Natural

February 2, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s our lovely songbird, Heidi Montag, and Spencer at the Maxim Superbowl party in Arizona. Doesn’t Heidi just get lovelier every time you see her? So lovely that you just want to vomit blood all over the floor. Her tit job looks like a water damaged ceiling. I just want to pop that shit. There’s enough plastic on her to keep the Tupperware factory going for a long ass time.

And what the hell is Spencer doing with a boombox? Don’t tell me Heidi broke into a lip-synch seizure on the red carpet? Actually, tell me she did. She’s probably going to perform her own Superbowl half-time show in a gas station parking lot across form the arena with the help of that boombox.


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