She Totally Wants To Eat That Bag Whole

February 1, 2008 / Posted by:

She should consider stuffing that bag of green M&Ms down her throat. It would keep her from saying even more dumb things. I will say that Jessica Alba is making a lovely pregnant lady. I hate the bitch, but I love that her chi-chis are growing. Pregnant chi-chis are a beautiful thing. It seems that while Alba is getting hotter, her man is gutting fugger. The guilt is sure wrinkling his face.

Here’s Jessica showing off her engagement ring at the premiere of “The Eye” last night. That movie looks like a contender for the worst movie ever award.

Wenn

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